Profile

BatMan is a 17 year old guy named Dan. He is a senior student at Montgomery Blair High School. This is his second attempt at making a blog layout and he does not have a good graphics editor so please excuse the lack of quality. His true talent lies in Java application programming and making stupid jokes.

Links

My Crappy Homepage: BatCave Main
Jenny's Blog: StaticDream
Drew's Blog: NotEvenHere
Tina and Jenny's weird thing: Freestyling
Jeanne's Journal: Shippouchan
Unity||Chingrish
Blair Chinese Club: UnNamed

Layout

Because I disliked the crappy look of my previous layout, I have decided to make a new one with a picture of Ken's Shin. Actually, I don't really know a guy named Ken and am not certain that there is anything special about his shin. The image would have looked a lot better if I had more to work with than just Microsoft Paint and Microsoft Photo Editor. Oh well, you can't have everything.

Archives

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Tuesday, September 18, 2001

I have finally finished the stupid Chinese Club webpage. It looks highly uncreative as there are no graphics on the page. Hopefully Jenny will get her act together to remedy that fact (thanx Jenny). There are probably a few minor glitches but I'll fix them when I have time. Check it out here.

Daniel is thinking about Chinese Club @ 09:19 p.m.


Thursday, September 13, 2001

Once again I must remark on Tina's brilliance. I have ruined her career as a journalist. She is destined to become a philosopher now. Gosh, and the first interview she ever did too. HAHAHAHA. But she asked a buncha questions that I really don't know. I mean, why do I write in this stupid blog anyway? Nobody cept Jen and Tina actually know about it. HAHA.

One of my friends, also named Tina, has been discovered at the mall. Hmm, maybe I should go to the mall more often.

Am I weird or what. I kinda like that new *NSYNC song. Too bad Justin Timberlake is a crappy singer.

Daniel is thinking about Pongster the Gongster @ 09:29 p.m.


Tuesday, September 11, 2001

From now on we will watch that crappy movie with Macauley Culkin and remark, "So that's wut the World Trade Center looked like." Man, the things of this world are so fleeting. One minute its there, the next minute a plane has flown into it and it is smoking. Wuts sad is not that people died, lotsa people die everyday, wuts sad is that people are blinded from knowing the truth. Why don't we ever feel sad for the tons of people that die everyday in other countries from similar tragedies? How strange is that.

Daniel is thinking about Home Alone 2 @ 06:43 p.m.


Monday, September 10, 2001

HAHAHA. I've come up with the greatest name for my boy band. Its.... Five Azn Guyz Singing. Tell me if you get the joke. HAHAHAHAHA. And the name for a girl group could be Five Azn Gurlz Singing. HAHHAHAHAHA. (no, i'm not insane)

Newayz, Pongster the Gongster wants to write a newspaper about online diaries and wants to interview Moi. I am so flattered but I don't think myself worthy of such an honor since all I do is dispell the loads of BS that I accumlate throughout the day into badly grammatized writing. I'd be surprised if anybody besides Jenny actually reads and understands the crap I write. HAHAHA.

Daniel is thinking about FAGS @ 09:13 p.m.


Sunday, September 9, 2001

Gosh. I have nothing interesting to write about rite now. I don't even know why I'm bothering except to waste time. That is all I have to say rite now. If you gotta prob with that please IM me.

Daniel is thinking about Nothing (yet again) @ 08:08 p.m.


Saturday, September 8, 2001

I have come up with the boy band members now. We will all have to go to boy band boot camp since we are all lacking in talent. HAHA. Oh well, how hard can it be? I have lotsa work to do that I don't wanna do. Somebody slap me now. Okay. I gotta get going somewhere now.

Daniel is thinking about Britney Spears's Camp for the Performing Arts @ 07:43 p.m.


Thursday, September 6, 2001

I am now officially the web-master for the Blair Chinese Club. HAHAHA. I will be making use of Jenny's web designing skills, haha JK. I must get started working on my college apps crap. FUN FUN FUN. I'm done with all my homework now cept the stupid research journal entries that I really don't wanna do. Someone please motivate me now.

Daniel is thinking about Firetruck @ 08:55 p.m.


Wednesday, September 5, 2001

So the day the day after school starts I finish my summer reading. HAHAHAHA. The joys of going to Blair, procrastination to the n-th degree. And to aid my quest, I watched 4 episodes of Kenshin when I got home (thanx to Jeanne of course). I was greatly entertained. Of course I also steamed in my own sweat as the room my computer in is very hot.

Onto other things, how the hell am I supposed to play cello in the orchestra if there is no cello to play. I am very much opposed to the idea of bringing my own cello even tho the Sei Kims did it last year. Hopefully someone will find a cheap plastic cello for me to play.

Why oh why did I agree to Marine Bio? I mean, its not a bad class but I'm just totally not interested in the subject.

Oh yes, I must begin writing my research journal entries. Luckily I have no real homework. HAHA.

Daniel is thinking about Too many things at once @ 08:26 p.m.


Tuesday, September 4, 2001

Man the WWF is soooooooooooo incredibly funny. The Rock is a genius. Wut the heck is up with Booker T's stupid spinaroonie. Most electrifying move in sports entertainment my butt. I mean the people's elbow is already pretty stupid but the spinaroonie is just dumb.

I'm so not ready for school. I'm prolly gonna fall asleep while walking in the hallways tomorrow. Luckily there's a lot of people around to break my fall. Oh yeah. My printer died so I can't print out the summer reading assignment that I labored so hard on. Oh well, I wasn't dun with it newayz.

Daniel is thinking about Booker Mac @ 10:07 p.m.


Tuesday, September 4, 2001

I pity the foo who had to go to schoo today. Drink Milk.

How sad, my summer vacation is over and it still feels like June. Maybe my brain is just weird. I'm so not ready for senior year (damn I'm a senior already?)

Finally finished my 55 chapter summaries for Emma and the 26 scene summaries for King Lear. Now I just have to write two analyses of a critical scene which I figure won't take much time since I have my BS muscle all worked out. HAHA. I'm starting to make no sense. Wait a minute, I never made any sense to begin with.

Daniel is thinking about Nothing @ 06:29 p.m.


Monday, September 3, 2001

I have written 15 chapter summaries already. Only 40 more to go. Around 1800 words already. Geez. Thats like twice as much as my major assertions I wrote for AP 11. This is crazy. I'm also concerned about my typing skillz. Since all I did this summer is write programs and IM messages in broken English, my grammar, spelling, and word usage is all whithered away. I have the strange urge to type wut and haha every five seconds. I also tend to spell thingz with a z. How strang is that.

Daniel is thinking about My Mad Typing Skillz @ 09:48 p.m.


Monday, September 3, 2001

Hmm... it's Labor Day and I'm laborin'. This pitas thing takes quite a while to update changes. I made some minor change to the html like five minutes ago and it still hasn't updated. How strange.

I wanna make another Regulasians movie. Wonder when Mikeho is coming back. Then we can make another stupid HK flik. Have you ever wondered why they always do the "loser" sign when they take their ready stance. It's incredibly funny. I guess nobody knows wut the hell I'm talking about so I'll shut up now.

Daniel is thinking about Labor Day @ 12:28 p.m.


Sunday, September 2, 2001

Why the heck do I even bother telling jokes to Pengster the Ganster. They're wasted on her newayz. I came up with this brilliantly stupid joke and she didn't get it.

Q: Wut do you do when the plants in your yard get too tall?
A: You Modem

Enuff with my stupid jokes. I came up with an entire good topic to write about and I forgot it to make room in my brain to create that stupid joke.

Jenny is soo mean. I say hi to her and she just ignores me like that. How rude.

Daniel is thinking about Tina's Brilliance @ 08:55 p.m.


Sunday, September 2, 2001

Ah. The joys of writing summaries for summer reading. They should be called summer-rees. HAHAHA. I was on the Metro yesterday and the Door Closing thing does sound a lot like George Clooney. Maybe me and Drew are just weird like that.

I'm really not interested in taking Marine Bio but somehow that was the only class available for me to take 7th period and I was too lazy to hassle with my counselor about rearranging classes. Guess it will be kind of interesting learning about all kinds of weird fish (even though I'd really rather be eating them). Why of why did I choose AP 12?

Daniel is thinking about Someone (guess who) @ 03:20 p.m.


Saturday, September 1, 2001

Man, school hasn't even started yet and I'm already behind in my work. Senioritis is starting to kick in. Man. I don't wanna go back to school. I think senior year should be class free. They should give us all our time to do college apps and then a long vacation after we're done. Afterall, with my schedule I'm not gonna learn very much except in math and english so wuts the point in taking all my classes. Dang. So far behind in summer reading. Why oh why did I spend all my time writing that stupid program at NIST?

Daniel is thinking about Senioritis @ 10:02 p.m.


Friday, August 31, 2001

After being pent up in my house for 72 hours, save for a trip to the orthodontist that was hardly worthwhile, I have finally finished the book. Now I get to spend much more hours completing the writing required. How considerate are the teachers for providing a way to drive us insane when we are not able to be graced with their delightful classes and tests.

I need a break.

Daniel is thinking about Summer Reading @ 05:43 p.m.


Friday, August 31, 2001

Man, Drunken Master has got to be the best kung-fu flick ever made. I don't understand why everybody likes Jet Li so much. Although his Once Upon a Time in China was pretty cool looking, it doesn't even compare to Drunken Master. Jet Li has no acting skill wutsoever. Drunken Master on the other hand is the epitome of martial arts choreography and is incredibly funny.

On another note, I am almost done with reading me stupid book. Now I get to spend hours writing the stupid stuff before school starts next Wednesday. Fun.

Daniel is thinking about Jackie Chan's Mad Skillz @ 02:09 p.m.


Friday, August 31, 2001

Haha. I got this stupid layout up. WAHAHAHAHA. This is just a test to see how the entry looks. Now I can go back to reading my stupid book which I will never finish. How fun.

Daniel is thinking about Nothing (as Usual) @ 11:31 a.m.